Astral Border Protection (Satire)

America's borders are under assault -- not just from the usual coterie of coyotes, illegal aliens, and would-be terrorists. But from "disaffected voudon priestesses, state-sponsored Venezuelan witch-doctors" and other practitioners of "bad juju," as well.

To defend ourselves against these otherworldly threats, a "Department of Homeland Security" presentation notes, we must enlist a new corps of protectors: "the neopagan community." Full Story

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