St. Patrick vs. The Pagans

Pastor Walter Mitty went out on his front porch in his pajamas and slippers last Saturday to bring in his Tribune. The air wasn't exactly warm, but below average temperatures lately made 40 degrees feel like a heat wave.

"Morning neighbor," hollered Michael Rosenthal as he walked toward his car.

"Where you going?"

"Over to the Retro," Michael replied. "I feel like decorating the house for St. Patrick's Day. Full Story

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